A Static Event

A collection of all things in my life static yet obsessive. Gaming, architecture, fashion, booze, and all things Vintage.

now hold up lets talk about geese

supermegafoxyawesomehotnot:

look

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isn’t it adorable that’s a gosling, which is a baby goose, not the dude named ryan

but see these fluffy little puffballs

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aren’t they cute

yeah

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they’re really adorable up until the point when you realize they’re the SPAWN OF SATAN

LOOK AT IT ALL GROWN UP

IT HAS TEETH

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THAT’S RIGHT, TEETH

TEETH ON THEIR MOTHERFUCKING TONGUE

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THIS THING WILL FUCK YOU UP

THERE IS NO POINT IN RUNNING

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THERE IS NO GOD DO YOU UNDERSTAND

THERE IS

NO

GOD

(via emaeye)

Veronica Lake demonstrates her new hair style as she publicly changes her famous peakaboob hair for safety during The Second World War in the 1940s.

(Source: meganmonroes, via oopswrongcentury)

Lunch fail

Just realized that after eating lunch, I’m only at like 700 calories for the day. Maybe less actually.

I may need to eat better.

seppi1477:

rifa:

hipsterinatardis:

Fun fact: Dustin Hoffman and Bob Hoskins decided secretly that they’d play Hook and Smee as a gay couple. When Spielberg, the director, found out, he was furious.

I just think it’s hilarious.

OH MY GOD

And everything makes so much sense now.

(Source: chibikejtii, via emaeye)

Teak trash cans. Post sanding, and fully stained. All work by yours truly.

midwest-monster:

norsegays:

astrolope:

People being angry about ~dem gays~ on Target’s Facebook.

I just want to give my two cents on this and tell you a story.

A couple weeks ago, I was hired at Target. I have a job at Target. Not a big deal right?

It is a big deal because i’m a transman

It doesn’t take a genius to conclude that it’s hard for me, my brothers, and sisters to get a job. There are legal restraints regarding the job and if you don’t pass, it’s hard to be taken seriously at a job interview.

Right on the application, it asks what your preferred name is. It also asks if there is anything that target should know. I put the fact that I am a transman, expecting not to get a call because usually when you put that down, people will throw out the application. I got TWO interviews.

At the interview, they asked me about it. I told them I am on hormones and they told me that they didn’t care. Not in the sense that they don’t emotionally care, but that it didn’t matter. I was male and that’s all that mattered. They also told me that they give sex same couples benefits in states that do not recognize them as a married couple.

At my job orientation, I was not misgendered once. Even my supervisors who weren’t sure of my gender avoided pronoun use, which I found only happens when you’ve had pronoun training. They gave me a name tag with my preferred name and didn’t ask questions. I felt safe and respected, which is huge for a trans* person.

TLDR: Target is amazing not just for the LGB, but also the T. Shop there for the rest of your life.

This rules.